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Girl Who Likes Balls – Man Utd

Woe is Us Manchester United 2 Chelsea 1 – Sunday 25th February 2018 14:05​ In the News: My blood pressure had just about returned to normal levels by the weekend after watching replays of Suarez tripping himself up and screaming for a penalty. We need retrospective bans for the likes of him and Sp*rs’s diving […]

Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia

Chelsea’s poor form since Christmas has gone almost under the radar. Yet it has seen us go from third and on the very coat tails of United in second, to fifth and the ignominy of looking to follow yet another league winning season by failing to qualify for the Champions League again. As a fan […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – West Brom – Hull City – Barcelona

It Only Took Him a Decade! Chelsea 1 UEFAlona 1 – Last 16 UEFA Champions League – Tuesday 20th February 2018 19:45 Chelsea 3 West Brom 0: I’ve relied on the sage wisdom of Uncle Albert to update me on the two fixtures while I was away. For this one I was sitting in the lounge […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Watford

Kamikaze Conte? Watford 4 Chelsea 1 – Monday 5th February 2018 20:00 All those vacating the away end tonight might want to mind out not to get run over by the four horsemen of the apocalypse. In the News: Before I say anything: I don’t perceive our board to be infallible. I’m not saying that […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – AFC Bournemouth

We’ve Had Our Day Out, Let’s F*ck Off Home Chelsea – Couldn’t have scored in a brothel. AFC Bournemouth – Looked like Barcelona – Wednesday 31st January 2018 19:45 Well as the crowd poured out, I laughed my head off the last twenty minutes of that game. To celebrate the biggest pile of w*nk I’ve […]

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