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Girl Who Likes Balls – Tottenham Hotspur

It’s Happened Again! Chelsea 2 North London Jellyfish 0 – Wednesday 27th February 2019 20:00 Ahahahaha, another season, no home, no trophies and a deep sense of emptiness for a club that one week ago thought they might just win the league. In the News: The fallout from Kepagate/Sarri’s tantrum continued after Sunday. Apparently Kepa […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Malmo

Apocalypse Now Malmo 1 Chelsea 2 – Thursday 14th February 2019 20:00 Right now my brain is reeling. I never thought that I would hear myself say “Michael Owen has made me feel better.” If he is the voice of reason, then the rest of the world must really have gone to sh*t. Bertie is […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Man City

What the F*cking Hell Was That Manchester City: I stopped counting Chelsea: 0 – Sunday 10th February 2019 16:00 Mother of god. This time last week I was watching a lioness chew the middle out of a still bleeding zebra and it was less gruesome than this. Someone’s just lobbed their membership card at Rudiger […]

Charity Night

Tom and Kenny Rice are running The London Marathon on 28th April – and warmly invite you on behalf of the Rice family to an evening to raise money for ‘Leukemia UK’ and ‘Children With Cancer’ at ………………………………. DISCLAIMER: All articles written for the Chelsea Supporters Group 2005 (CSG) are those of the author and […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Newcastle – Arsenal – Tottenham

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold Chelsea 2 (2) Sp*rs 1 (2) Chelsea win 5-3 on penalties Carabao Cup Semi-Final Second Leg – Thursday 22nd January 19:45 I left you guys for eight days and I come back to a scene from the end of a f*cking Tarantino film. 6000 rounds of spent ammunition […]

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For the avoidance of any doubt, we at the Chelsea Supporters Group believe the vast majority of our support reflect our own beliefs and values, in that we are against all forms of discrimination. We trust the club to act upon any reported cases of offensive behaviour and back them to take appropriate action in […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Tottenham

Come and Get It Sp*rs 1 Chelsea 0 – Carabao Cup Semi-Final – Tuesday 8th January 2019 20:00 In the News: Sheffield Wednesday or Luton for us in the Fourth Round of the FA Cup. Klopp is blaming the wind for the Red Scouse’s hilarious early exit. I blame the fact that you didn’t give […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Nottingham Forest

Frankie Lampard, He’s Won More Than You Chelsea 2 Nottingham Forest 0 – FA Cup Third Round – Saturday 5th January 2018 15:00 Transfer B*llocks: Sarri didn’t know on Tuesday that we were signing Pusilic. Don’t know why that should surprise anyone who has been paying attention for the last decade. One thing he does […]

Tottenham Away – Carabao Cup Semi Final – Wembley

Following a meeting between the police, Chelsea Football Club, Tottenham Football Club and supporters groups from both sides the following advice has been agreed. The stadium will open its doors at 6.30pm and Chelsea fans will enter via Entrance C (9 turnstiles). Supporters are being asked to get to the ground early as there will […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Southampton

Get Me Bill Pullman Chelsea 0 Southampton 0 – Wednesday 2nd January 2019 19:45 ​ New year, new entertaining Chelsea, we can dream right? Wrong. In the News: Pusilic is a Blue, the club wisely sorting that out ASAP and getting his name on the paper before CL qualification is settled. Or not if tonight […]

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