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Girl Who Likes Balls – Wolves

Made in Chelsea Wolves 2 Chelsea 5 – Saturday 14th September 2019 15:00 Or On the Buses with Sexpest. We had the annals (he thought I said anals) of Sexpest back in the 60s as a London bus driver on the way to the game. Egging his own bus so it would have to go […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Sheffield United

Very A*seholed (on) Rum Chelsea 2 Sheffield United 2 – Saturday 30th August 2019 15:00 I warn you. I’ve been on the rum. Dead Man’s Fingers. AWESOME. I’ve also started adding disclaimers for the PC watchdogs out there who have no lives and presumably approve of smug veganism and hoity-toity road-hogging cyclists in all their […]

Chelsea Fans Forum Meeting

The first Fans Forum meeting of the season will be held on the 11th September If you would like anything bought up at the meeting please either tweet, reply or e mail to the links shown below. Please contact us with your comments Before 4th September – Issues raised after this date will not be taken to the meeting. […]

Home Tie In The Carabao Cup

From the official Chelsea FC website: Chelsea will play either Grimsby Town or Macclesfield Town in the third round of this season’s Carabao Cup. The second round game between our potential opponents, who are both in League Two, was abandoned due to heavy rain and will be replayed on 10 September. Our tie against the […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Leicester

Nappy Sh*tters, Meet Reality; Reality, meet Nappy Sh*tters Chelsea 1 Leicester 1 – Sunday 18th August 2019 16:30 You’d have been forgiven for forgetting that there was a football game on today, and assuming that this was a vast gathering of the Super Frank Appreciation Society. Which is fine with me as a one-off. In […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Liverpool

It’s A Wonder They Could Even Put A Team Out Poor Tired Red Scouse 2 Chelsea 2 (Gits win 5-4 on penalties) – European Super Cup – Wednesday 14th August 2019 20:00 Victor Meldrew (Sitcom alias) went. Can we all stand and give a round of applause to the group of fans that acquiesced to […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Man Utd

F*ck Sake People, Calm Yourselves Manchester United 4 Chelsea 0 – Sunday 11th August 2019 16:30 Me and my epic toothache went all the way to Manchester and all we got as this lousy referee who doesn’t know what a head injury looks like. A reality check, but nowhere near worthy of soiling ourselves over. […]

Megastore Meeting

Members of the Chelsea Supporters Group, CST, CSC and the CFC Fanzine met representatives from Chelsea FC and Nike inside the Megastore to walk around and chat about all things regarding the merchandise available. As well as discussing costs, we also talked a lot about how the content had improved and gave some suggestions as […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – VAR!

VAR: What is it Good For? Certainly a fan’s guide to VAR, but perhaps more accurately what the Premier League WANT you to know. Yesterday a number of club reps were invited to VAR HQ at Stockley Park for a conflab about how it’s going to work in the league this season, what it will […]

Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia

I remember seeing a clip once of Harry Redknapp having some sort of open forum with a large room full of West Ham fans. The atmosphere wasn’t particularly cordial, and the fans were bemoaning the fact that a very young Frank Lampard (who was also in attendance) had been bought on in a game ahead […]

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