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Girl Who Likes Balls – Crystal Palace

Crystal Palace 2 Chelsea 1 – Saturday 14th October 2017 15:00 ​Who Needs a DeLorean? You’ve got no credible use for a flux capacitor when you can automatically go back to 1970 with a visit to Selhurst Park. Complete with a post to block half your view of the pitch and third world toilets. I […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Manchester City

Chelsea 0 Manchester Citeh 1 – Saturday 30th September 2017 17:30 I got a text from my dear old mum on 85 minutes. “Why do Chelsea look so bad?” My response? “Because for about an hour we tried to play with someone my height at centre forward and pretended that he was 6’4″.” In the […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Stoke City

Stoke City 0 Chelsea 4 – Saturday 23rd September 2017 15:00 No. I’m not speaking Flemish. In London, “we are Stoke” would constitute three words using actual English. In “Sterk” it’s one. It took nigh on the entire match to translate that. In the News: Diegogate is finally at an end. I’m glad. I think […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Qarabag

Chelsea 6 FK Carrier Bag 0 – Tuesday 12th September 2017 19:45 We all hate UEFA – crooked b*stards. But we’d be lying if we said we didn’t forget that like the European football loving whores we all are when we hear that damned theme music as the teams walk onto the pitch. At least […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Leicester

Leicester City 1 Chelsea 2 – Saturday 9th September 2017 15:00 Where I come from foxes are vermin. Out they came to a bugle sounding the beginning of the hunt. They do realise that after that the foxes get hunted down and ripped apart, right? International Break: It’s not that I’m unpatriotic. I abuse anyone […]

Rome – Re Visited

Rome – Re Visited Liz and I recently returned from the fabulous city. We last visited Rome some 10 years ago and were surprised by how some things had changed and decided to put some of these observations into this blog with the hope that it might assist those heading out for the Roma Champions […]

Chelsea Drawn In Group C

From the official Chelsea FC website: “Chelsea will play Atletico Madrid, Roma and Qarabag on our return to the Champions League group stage. The draw was made in Monaco on Thursday evening and Chelsea, as champions of England, were one of the top-seeded teams. We were grouped with the team from the Spanish capital from […]

Forest in Carabao Cup

From the official Chelsea FC website: “Chelsea will host Nottingham Forest in the Carabao Cup third round. It is a home draw for the Blues, who lifted the trophy two years ago. We last met Forest in the FA Cup back in 2007, when goals from Andriy Shevchenko, Didier Drogba and a young John Mikel […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Tottenham

Sp*rs 1 – Chelsea 2 Sunday 20th August 2017 16:00 Our Game: If you were of a dramatic nature you could have flung yourself on the tracks at Baker Street today rather that face the match. Eleven days to save Conte, says one rag; doom, more doom. It was like a Thomas Hardy novel, or […]

Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia

What a difference a week makes. I approached Wembley with a sense of dread and it wasn’t just the thought of 65,000 odd Tottenham fans in close vicinity that was making my stomach churn. There had been a lot of opinions bandied about since our loss to Burnley and little of it was good. But, […]

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