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Girl Who Likes Balls – Cardiff, Brighton, Everton and West Ham

They Definitely Are Still West Ham Chelsea 2 West Ham 0 – Monday 8th April 2019 20:00 As if readjusting to the temperature at home wasn’t terrifying enough. Chelsea created a neanderthal photo mash in tonight’s programme of Ampadu, Cahill and The Beard. Still looked more intelligent as a life form than anything playing for […]

Fans Forum ‘NIKE’ Minutes

The Minutes from the Fans Forum ‘NIKE’ Meeting held in the 1905 Club, Chelsea FC at 6.15pm on Wednesday 17th October 2018 can be viewed here

Fans Forum Minutes

The Minutes from the Fans Forum Meeting held in the 1905 Club, Chelsea FC at 6.15pm on Wednesday 21st November 2018 can be viewed here Items to be added to the next Forum Meeting need to be in by the 14th of this month (nothing like a bit of notice) please submit any items for […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Dynamo Kiev

One Kiev, Stuffed. Chelsea 3 Dynamo Kiev 0 – Europa League Last 16 – Thursday 7th March 2019 20:00 In the News: The appeal is in against the transfer ban. Don’t know whether yet whether that will enable us to sign people this summer. Sarri’s been having talks about pre-season. Probably along the lines of […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Fulham

We Don’t Hate You, Cos You’re Sh*t ​Fulham 1 Chelsea 2 – Sunday 3rd March 2019 14:05 This was the 82nd West London derby. Fulham have won precisely nine of them. Hence why this away-day excursion is thoroughly enjoyable, and nobody wants to see them go down, but it doesn’t pack a punch. In the […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Tottenham Hotspur

It’s Happened Again! Chelsea 2 North London Jellyfish 0 – Wednesday 27th February 2019 20:00 Ahahahaha, another season, no home, no trophies and a deep sense of emptiness for a club that one week ago thought they might just win the league. In the News: The fallout from Kepagate/Sarri’s tantrum continued after Sunday. Apparently Kepa […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Malmo

Apocalypse Now Malmo 1 Chelsea 2 – Thursday 14th February 2019 20:00 Right now my brain is reeling. I never thought that I would hear myself say “Michael Owen has made me feel better.” If he is the voice of reason, then the rest of the world must really have gone to sh*t. Bertie is […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Man City

What the F*cking Hell Was That Manchester City: I stopped counting Chelsea: 0 – Sunday 10th February 2019 16:00 Mother of god. This time last week I was watching a lioness chew the middle out of a still bleeding zebra and it was less gruesome than this. Someone’s just lobbed their membership card at Rudiger […]

Charity Night

Tom and Kenny Rice are running The London Marathon on 28th April – and warmly invite you on behalf of the Rice family to an evening to raise money for ‘Leukemia UK’ and ‘Children With Cancer’ at ………………………………. DISCLAIMER: All articles written for the Chelsea Supporters Group 2005 (CSG) are those of the author and […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Newcastle – Arsenal – Tottenham

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold Chelsea 2 (2) Sp*rs 1 (2) Chelsea win 5-3 on penalties Carabao Cup Semi-Final Second Leg – Thursday 22nd January 19:45 I left you guys for eight days and I come back to a scene from the end of a f*cking Tarantino film. 6000 rounds of spent ammunition […]

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