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Girl Who Likes Balls – Liverpool

Feckworthy, Jammy B*stards! Chelsea 1 Tossers 1 – Saturday 29th September 2018 17:30 In the News: Chequebook Pulis, not satisfied with Pogba-gate has apparently launched into Rashford not warming down properly. You could look at this the other way though – in that this is presumably the kind of menial slap down players get daily […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Liverpool

Red Scouse 1 Chelsea 2 Carabao Cup 3rd Round Wednesday 26th September 2018 In the News: Salah is getting awards for nothing now, but it was at the expense of Bale and his topknot so I can’t bring myself to care. Sunderland have had to sack another player for not coming to work. Their record […]

Feedback Re: Megastore / Ticketing

Chelsea Football Club are organising a meeting for Fans Forum Members on Wednesday 21st November to discuss ‘Ticketing’ and, there will also be a separate meeting on 17th October to discuss the new Chelsea Megastore and, Merchandise in general. Megastore feedback: The club are looking for feedback and we ask you to give us any […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – PAOK

Fantasising about Ross Barkley, Bruce Buck and Garlic Butter PAOK 0 Chelsea 1 – Thursday (Urgh) 20th September 2018 17:55 But not in that order. Not since the British Army landed a completely pointless force at Salonika in WW1 has a group of Englishmen been so reticent to make a trip to Greece. And for […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Cardiff City

Eden Hazard – BOOM Cardiff City – Faceplant. ​Saturday 15th September 2018 15:00 Another international break has died the turgid death it deserves. Huzzah. Though it’s only about a f*cking fortnight till the next one. Booooooooooooo. In the News: This has been that dire that the Daily Fail have been reporting on what it is […]

Chelsea Fans Forum Meeting

The first Fans Forum meeting of the season will be held on the 12th September If you would like anything bought up at the meeting please either tweet, reply or e mail to the links shown below. Please contact us with your comments Before 2nd September – Issues raised after this date will not be taken to the meeting. […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

What Do Bestiality, Waxworks and Paulo Ferreira Have in Common? Chelsea 3 Arsenal 2 – Saturday 18th August 2018 17:30 They all made some sort of appearance in my football world this week. Some were more welcome than others. In the News: Madley. Oh dear God did this make me laugh my socks off. Firstly, […]

Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia

The start of the season is usually a period of calm and happiness. All is possible, hopes are high, optimism is based on nothing other than one’s gut instinct that this could be our year. This is because on the whole, football fans are an optimistic bunch no matter what kind of evidence that should […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Huddersfield Town

Huddersfield Town 0 Chelsea 3 – Saturday 11th August 2018 15:00 I am most definitely not match fit. My right arse cheek is cramping from standing up for so long. The Others: Chequebook Pulis and his muppets were fortunate on Friday night, fortunate that Amaty is a bellend and that Andre Marriner is a f*cktard. […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Manchester City – Community Shield

Chelsea 0 Manchester City 2 – Sunday 5th August 2018 15:00 Community Shield …Mr Sarri, but it’s your job to make me love my club again after a pretty f*cking turbulent summer that has left me rocking in a corner, hugging my cat and stuffing chocolate in my face. Good luck. This doesn’t feel like […]

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