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Girl Who Likes Balls – Winter Is Coming

An A to Z of Chelsea’s Pre-season  A – is for Arsenal. Our first outing. The pundits didn’t appear to have picked up a newspaper this side of May. Hazard had a niggle (bit dismissive for a broken ankle) Zouma should go on loan (already has, bellend)and allegedly, if your name is Tony Cascarino, the only difference between Arsenal and Chelsea last season was “consistency.” (Facepalm)  […]

Veni Vidi Vici (by Alex Churchill)

Following Chelsea 2016-17 Relive the highs, the lows, the drama and the f***wittery of Chelsea’s 2016-17 title winning season through the eyes of a home and away season ticket holder who had a predilection for sarcasm and a never-ending vocabulary that is fully employed to creatively observe all in the beautiful game. And they said […]

Fans Football Tournament ** Up Date **

It is with regret that we have to announce that this year’s “Fans Football Tournament” at Cobham has had to be cancelled For the past couple of years we have struggled to get enough teams to make the event viable and this year has been no different, without these teams we have no event and […]

Premier League Fixtures Announced

From the official Chelsea FC website: The fixtures for the 2017/18 Premier League season have been announced, and the defence of our title will begin with a game against Burnley at Stamford Bridge. It will be the second time in recent years we have played the Clarets in our first match, having won 3-1 at […]

The Italian Job (by Mark Worrall)

A Chelsea thriller starring Antonio Conte: part one: Volume 1 The Italian Job (a Chelsea thriller starring Antonio Conte: Part One) chronicles Conte’s dramatic first campaign as Blues manager. Forging a remarkable emotional bond with players and supporters alike via a unique blend of charisma, passion, philosophy and humility, Antonio Conte transformed the London club […]

Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia

I didn’t like the fact that we were such favourites – it made me nervous. With good reason it turned out. Conte’s cup record is also rather poor which worried me. Let’s get the obvious out of the way – we didn’t turn up – we deserved nothing out of the game and in reality […]

Chelsea v Sunderland – Match Summary

Chelsea 5 Sunderland 1 – Sunday 21 May 2017 It was always going to be an emotional day, JT’s last appearance at Stamford Bridge, his home for so many years. In many ways the game was incidental, both sides having accomplished their respective destinies, so nothing riding on the outcome except a small matter of […]

Chelsea v Watford – Match Summary

Chelsea 4 Watford 3 – Monday 15 May 2017 Still on a high from our title winning exploits just three days earlier, the celebrations continued at Stamford Bridge as we played host to Watford in our penultimate league game of the season. In an unsurprisingly changed team lineup, we had Begovic in goal with Zouma, […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Watford

Chelsea Reserves 4 Watford 3 – Game 37: Monday 15th May 20:00 In the News: Just f*ck off already with this nauseating Sh*te Hart Lane vomitfest. They’re moving out for a few months. And they’re going three feet up the road. Also, nothing of note has happened at that dump since my mum was at […]

We Know What We Are

CHAMPIONS Following the devastating loss to Arsenal last September, I remember feeling that we seemed a very long way away from qualifying for Europe, which at the time was the target as far as many of us fans were concerned. I also remember reading in one of the broadsheets that this wasn’t just a defeat, […]

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