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Girl Who Likes Balls – Cardiff City

Eden Hazard – BOOM Cardiff City – Faceplant. ​Saturday 15th September 2018 15:00 Another international break has died the turgid death it deserves. Huzzah. Though it’s only about a f*cking fortnight till the next one. Booooooooooooo. In the News: This has been that dire that the Daily Fail have been reporting on what it is […]

Chelsea Fans Forum Meeting

The first Fans Forum meeting of the season will be held on the 12th September If you would like anything bought up at the meeting please either tweet, reply or e mail to the links shown below. Please contact us with your comments Before 2nd September – Issues raised after this date will not be taken to the meeting. […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

What Do Bestiality, Waxworks and Paulo Ferreira Have in Common? Chelsea 3 Arsenal 2 – Saturday 18th August 2018 17:30 They all made some sort of appearance in my football world this week. Some were more welcome than others. In the News: Madley. Oh dear God did this make me laugh my socks off. Firstly, […]

Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia

The start of the season is usually a period of calm and happiness. All is possible, hopes are high, optimism is based on nothing other than one’s gut instinct that this could be our year. This is because on the whole, football fans are an optimistic bunch no matter what kind of evidence that should […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Huddersfield Town

Huddersfield Town 0 Chelsea 3 – Saturday 11th August 2018 15:00 I am most definitely not match fit. My right arse cheek is cramping from standing up for so long. The Others: Chequebook Pulis and his muppets were fortunate on Friday night, fortunate that Amaty is a bellend and that Andre Marriner is a f*cktard. […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Manchester City – Community Shield

Chelsea 0 Manchester City 2 – Sunday 5th August 2018 15:00 Community Shield …Mr Sarri, but it’s your job to make me love my club again after a pretty f*cking turbulent summer that has left me rocking in a corner, hugging my cat and stuffing chocolate in my face. Good luck. This doesn’t feel like […]

Summer 2018 – Two New Book Titles From Gate 17

Two New Chelsea Books  “Arrivederci Antonio is the second and final instalment of 2017s best-seller The Italian Job – A Chelsea thriller starring Antonio Conte (part one). During the process of guiding the Blues to the Premier League title in his first season as manager at Stamford Bridge, Conte had become a true man of […]

Four Matches Moved For TV

From the official Chelsea FC site: “Four Chelsea fixtures in the opening weeks of the season have been chosen for live television coverage. The broadcast selections have been made for August and September, and the Blues will first be on TV when we take on Arsenal at Stamford Bridge. That game remains on Saturday 18 […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Man Utd (FA Cup Final)

Bugger Prince Harry. Marry Me Antonio Rudiger Chelsea 1 Manchester United 0 – FA Cup Final: Saturday 19th May 2018 17:15 Conte doesn’t win cup competitions. Mourinho had won 12 out of 14 finals. But he’d never been dumb enough to start with Phil “Sloth from the Goonies” Jones before… In the News: We’d been […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Newcastle

I Love You Chelsea, But I Can’t Look At You Right Now Newcastle United: 3 Chelsea: Just Don’t F*cking Ask – Sunday 13th May 2018 15:00 In the News: We’ve been charged by the FA for failing to control our players during the Huddersfield game. I vote we find out exactly how much they’re charging […]

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