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Girl Who Likes Balls

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Girl Who Likes Balls – Tottenham

Come and Get It Sp*rs 1 Chelsea 0 – Carabao Cup Semi-Final – Tuesday 8th January 2019 20:00 In the News: Sheffield Wednesday or Luton for us in the Fourth Round of the FA Cup. Klopp is blaming the wind for the Red Scouse’s hilarious early exit. I blame the fact that you didn’t give […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Nottingham Forest

Frankie Lampard, He’s Won More Than You Chelsea 2 Nottingham Forest 0 – FA Cup Third Round – Saturday 5th January 2018 15:00 Transfer B*llocks: Sarri didn’t know on Tuesday that we were signing Pusilic. Don’t know why that should surprise anyone who has been paying attention for the last decade. One thing he does […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Southampton

Get Me Bill Pullman Chelsea 0 Southampton 0 – Wednesday 2nd January 2019 19:45 ​ New year, new entertaining Chelsea, we can dream right? Wrong. In the News: Pusilic is a Blue, the club wisely sorting that out ASAP and getting his name on the paper before CL qualification is settled. Or not if tonight […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Crystal Palace

Oh My God Is That F*cking Victor Moses?! Crystal Palace 0 Chelsea 1 – Sunday 30th December 2018 12:00 (F*ckers) In the News: Someone called Eddie has apparently announced to the whole world that Pusilic is on his way to us, in the meantime people in Germany are trying to buy Hudson-Odoi. Hummels to us […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Leicester & Watford

Five Days of Christmas Chelsea 0 Leicester City 1 – Saturday 22nd December 2018 15:00 In the News: Just the half a dozen articles crowning the filthy Scouse champions at Xmas. United flew to Cardiff – are you serious? Not as serious as Sanchez – who reckons he won a £20k bet when Chequebook Pulis […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Bournemouth

Jingle Balls Chelsea 1 AFC Bournemouth 0 – Carabao Cup Quarter Final Wednesday 19th December 2019 19:45 Too drunk and then too ill to post the Vidi/Brighton write up before we played Bournemouth. Which is a shame because I think I was pretty hilarious. I’ll stick them in the book at the end of the […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Man City

Will the Real Slim Chelsea Please Stand Up Chelsea 2 Manchester City 0 – Saturday 8th December 2018 17:30 In the News: Elseid Hysaj’s agent says that talks with Chelsea over the Napoli defender may resume in January. The Albanian is a right back. One defensive position where our coverage hasn’t made me want to […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Wolves

Chelsea Broke Me Wolves 2 Chelsea Pathetic – Wednesday 5th December 2018 19:45 In the News: Sarri is apparently making a play for overturning the one year contract rule so far as keeping people who are over thirty, City could be looking at a Champions League ban after claims they have cheated FFP. No sh*t. […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Fulham

Scousers on the Roof Chelsea 2 Fulham 0 – Sunday 2nd December 2018 12:00 In the News: Dave has followed Kante and Alonso is signing a new long term deal. Hurrah. Ozil, who is apparently being courted by Inter Milan, was missing today from the north London Derby because he’s having “back spasms” which have […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – PAOK

EasyFootball Chelsea 4 PAOK Salonika 0 – Thursday 29th November 2019 20:00 Sp*rs: Well that was like being the subject of an Ancient Egyptian embalming, where they pulled your brain out through your nostril with a crochet hook. Only having it done while you are conscious. Alcohol and war sh*t took over. I’ll put it […]

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