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Girl Who Likes Balls

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Girl Who Likes Balls – Man Utd (FA Cup Final)

Bugger Prince Harry. Marry Me Antonio Rudiger Chelsea 1 Manchester United 0 – FA Cup Final: Saturday 19th May 2018 17:15 Conte doesn’t win cup competitions. Mourinho had won 12 out of 14 finals. But he’d never been dumb enough to start with Phil “Sloth from the Goonies” Jones before… In the News: We’d been […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Newcastle

I Love You Chelsea, But I Can’t Look At You Right Now Newcastle United: 3 Chelsea: Just Don’t F*cking Ask – Sunday 13th May 2018 15:00 In the News: We’ve been charged by the FA for failing to control our players during the Huddersfield game. I vote we find out exactly how much they’re charging […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Liverpool / Swansea

Chelsea 1 Them ‘Orrible Gits 0 – Sunday 6th May 2018 16:30 Let’s get the important sh*t out of the way. Somehow I’ve been nominated for an award. Who’d have thunk it? Anyway: any and all votes appreciated at: www.footballbloggingawards.co.uk My category is best new blog. Let’s try and paint the ceremony blue too. You’ve […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Southampton (FA Cup Semi Final)

Bloody Big Garden! Chelsea 2 Southampton 0 – FA Cup Semi Final, Sunday 22nd April 2018 15:00 In the News: I would sincerely like it if the grim reaper would take a step back from Chelsea legends. Roy Bentley fell asleep this week. Captain, Champion, family man, gent; gone to have a kick about with […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Burnley

Let’s All Play For England Burnley 1 Chelsea 2 – Thursday (What. The. F*ck?) 19th April 2018 19:45 Burnley. It basically looks as depressing as “Sterk,” but the locals don’t eat their young. Southampton 2 Chelsea 3: The nay-sayers had to take it back. Yes Janice (muppet alias) I’m talking to you. I was giving […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – West Ham

Out Of My Sight! Thou Dost Infect My Eyes! Chelsea 1 West Ham 1 – Sunday 8th April 2018 16:30 I should be in Krakow right now. Where it is 24 degrees. Thanks for nothing SleazyJet . You orange b*stards. Also. A cluster of the Chelsea Chicago massive are in town. Jägerbombs were had on […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Tottenham

“Have Fun” Chelsea: Sigh. Sp*rs: W*nkers – Sunday 1st April 2018 16:00 The last two words my mum said to me before I left her flat this morning. I’m so glad I’ve got 3000 calories of chocolate eggs at home to stuff in my face. I saw a West Ham fan on Twitter saying he’d […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Leicester City

Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em Leicester City 1 Chelsea 2 (Finally) – FA Cup Quarter Final – Sunday 18th March 2018 16:30 In the News: UEFA are morons. This is arguably not news. They’ve charged Besiktas with insufficient organisation because a ginger cat ran on the pitch during the Bayern game. My kitten Bertie gets […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Man City

False 9, False Hope Manchester City 1 Chelsea 0 – Sunday 4th March 2018 16:00 In the News: I had a list of the usual mockery to put here, but it doesn’t seem fitting to put it after this: Last night Davide Astori, Fiorentina’s captain, checked into the team hotel ready for today’s game. He […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Man Utd

Woe is Us Manchester United 2 Chelsea 1 – Sunday 25th February 2018 14:05​ In the News: My blood pressure had just about returned to normal levels by the weekend after watching replays of Suarez tripping himself up and screaming for a penalty. We need retrospective bans for the likes of him and Sp*rs’s diving […]

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