Chelsea
Girl Who Likes Balls – Cardiff, Brighton, Everton and West Ham
They Definitely Are Still West Ham Chelsea 2 West Ham 0 – Monday 8th April 2019 20:00 As if readjusting to the temperature at home wasn’t terrifying enough. Chelsea created a neanderthal photo mash in tonight’s programme of Ampadu, Cahill and The Beard. Still looked more intelligent as a life form than anything playing for […]
Fans Forum Minutes
The Minutes from the Fans Forum Meeting held in the 1905 Club, Chelsea FC at 6.15pm on Wednesday 21st November 2018 can be viewed here Items to be added to the next Forum Meeting need to be in by the 14th of this month (nothing like a bit of notice) please submit any items for […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Dynamo Kiev
One Kiev, Stuffed. Chelsea 3 Dynamo Kiev 0 – Europa League Last 16 – Thursday 7th March 2019 20:00 In the News: The appeal is in against the transfer ban. Don’t know whether yet whether that will enable us to sign people this summer. Sarri’s been having talks about pre-season. Probably along the lines of […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Fulham
We Don’t Hate You, Cos You’re Sh*t Fulham 1 Chelsea 2 – Sunday 3rd March 2019 14:05 This was the 82nd West London derby. Fulham have won precisely nine of them. Hence why this away-day excursion is thoroughly enjoyable, and nobody wants to see them go down, but it doesn’t pack a punch. In the […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Tottenham Hotspur
It’s Happened Again! Chelsea 2 North London Jellyfish 0 – Wednesday 27th February 2019 20:00 Ahahahaha, another season, no home, no trophies and a deep sense of emptiness for a club that one week ago thought they might just win the league. In the News: The fallout from Kepagate/Sarri’s tantrum continued after Sunday. Apparently Kepa […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Malmo
Apocalypse Now Malmo 1 Chelsea 2 – Thursday 14th February 2019 20:00 Right now my brain is reeling. I never thought that I would hear myself say “Michael Owen has made me feel better.” If he is the voice of reason, then the rest of the world must really have gone to sh*t. Bertie is […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Man City
What the F*cking Hell Was That Manchester City: I stopped counting Chelsea: 0 – Sunday 10th February 2019 16:00 Mother of god. This time last week I was watching a lioness chew the middle out of a still bleeding zebra and it was less gruesome than this. Someone’s just lobbed their membership card at Rudiger […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Tottenham
Come and Get It Sp*rs 1 Chelsea 0 – Carabao Cup Semi-Final – Tuesday 8th January 2019 20:00 In the News: Sheffield Wednesday or Luton for us in the Fourth Round of the FA Cup. Klopp is blaming the wind for the Red Scouse’s hilarious early exit. I blame the fact that you didn’t give […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Nottingham Forest
Frankie Lampard, He’s Won More Than You Chelsea 2 Nottingham Forest 0 – FA Cup Third Round – Saturday 5th January 2018 15:00 Transfer B*llocks: Sarri didn’t know on Tuesday that we were signing Pusilic. Don’t know why that should surprise anyone who has been paying attention for the last decade. One thing he does […]
Tottenham Away – Carabao Cup Semi Final – Wembley
Following a meeting between the police, Chelsea Football Club, Tottenham Football Club and supporters groups from both sides the following advice has been agreed. The stadium will open its doors at 6.30pm and Chelsea fans will enter via Entrance C (9 turnstiles). Supporters are being asked to get to the ground early as there will […]
