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Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia

They say that if you can’t be good, then you need to be lucky – well we have ridden our luck on a number of occasions this season, and Saturday was no exception. That luck which has helped us to achieve our current “unbeaten” status bizarrely may not actually be doing us many favours. It […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Manchester United

When £15m Starts to Look Like Peanuts Chelsea 2 United 2 – Saturday 20th October 2018 12:30 I dedicate this to Robby-kins. The only United fan with a northern accent I’ve ever met We’ll ignore the fact he should support Bolton Somewhere in West London, Sarri is chain smoking himself into oblivion after watching that. […]

December And January Fixture Changes

From the official Chelsea FC website: Six of our Premier League games in December and January have been selected for live television broadcasting. They are the home games against Fulham, Manchester City and Newcastle, and the away visits to Watford, Crystal Palace and Arsenal. The new dates and times are as follows:   DATE KICK-OFF […]

Fans Forum Minutes

Fans Forum Meeting held in the 1905 Club, Chelsea FC at 6.15pm on Wednesday 12th September 2018 – Minutes Fans’ Forum 1st meeting 2018-19 (FINAL)

Girl Who Likes Balls – Southampton

Smoke in a Minute! Southampton 0 Chelsea 3 – 7th October 2018 14:15 In the News: Eden refuses to be complacent despite his staggering form, the dressing room jokes that Jorginho is Sarri’s lovechild, Ruben’s talent is not in question, but Sarri hints that he needs to get better at following tactical instructions. Cesc says […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Vidi

Please Make It Stop Chelsea 1 Vidi 0 – Thursday 4th October 20:05 In the News: Valencia has apparently joined the ever-growing list of players at United who don’t want to talk to Chequebook Pulis. And Pogba has been gagged. Which has done the world a favour. CP’s life is not going to get any […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Liverpool

Feckworthy, Jammy B*stards! Chelsea 1 Tossers 1 – Saturday 29th September 2018 17:30 In the News: Chequebook Pulis, not satisfied with Pogba-gate has apparently launched into Rashford not warming down properly. You could look at this the other way though – in that this is presumably the kind of menial slap down players get daily […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Liverpool

Red Scouse 1 Chelsea 2 Carabao Cup 3rd Round Wednesday 26th September 2018 In the News: Salah is getting awards for nothing now, but it was at the expense of Bale and his topknot so I can’t bring myself to care. Sunderland have had to sack another player for not coming to work. Their record […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – PAOK

Fantasising about Ross Barkley, Bruce Buck and Garlic Butter PAOK 0 Chelsea 1 – Thursday (Urgh) 20th September 2018 17:55 But not in that order. Not since the British Army landed a completely pointless force at Salonika in WW1 has a group of Englishmen been so reticent to make a trip to Greece. And for […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Cardiff City

Eden Hazard – BOOM Cardiff City – Faceplant. ​Saturday 15th September 2018 15:00 Another international break has died the turgid death it deserves. Huzzah. Though it’s only about a f*cking fortnight till the next one. Booooooooooooo. In the News: This has been that dire that the Daily Fail have been reporting on what it is […]

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