Chelsea
Fans Forum Minutes
CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB SUPPORTERS’ CONSULTATIVE FORUM 2018-19, 3rd MEETING MINUTES Meeting held in the 1905 Club, Chelsea FC at 6.15pm on Monday 25th March 2019 can be viewed here
Girl Who Likes Balls – Leicester City
Sexpest Goes to Leicester Leicester City 0 Chelsea 0 – Sunday 12th May 2019 15:00 This is a big deal. Regulars will remember that not only is Sexpest really old. (You might recall the virginity story about the woman born in the reign of Queen Victoria, or the accidental Facebook spamming that made him look […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Eintracht Frankfurt
“Get in Hazard You Little F***ing Sexpuppet!” Chelsea 1 (2) Eintracht Frankfurt 1 (2) (Chelsea win 4-3 on penalties) – Thursday 9th May 2019 20:00 I could not have put it better myself. The credit, however, goes to the mad bloke jumping and down behind me when the last penalty went in. In the News: […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Watford
He’s Staying! Chelsea 3 Watford 0 – Sunday 5th May 2019 14:00 No, not Eden. But Sarri was tasked with top four. And he’s done it. With a game to spare. Strap yourselves in, because you’ve got to live with his methods, his substitutions, his love affair with poor, maligned Jorginho AND that hideous new […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Cardiff, Brighton, Everton and West Ham
They Definitely Are Still West Ham Chelsea 2 West Ham 0 – Monday 8th April 2019 20:00 As if readjusting to the temperature at home wasn’t terrifying enough. Chelsea created a neanderthal photo mash in tonight’s programme of Ampadu, Cahill and The Beard. Still looked more intelligent as a life form than anything playing for […]
Fans Forum Minutes
The Minutes from the Fans Forum Meeting held in the 1905 Club, Chelsea FC at 6.15pm on Wednesday 21st November 2018 can be viewed here Items to be added to the next Forum Meeting need to be in by the 14th of this month (nothing like a bit of notice) please submit any items for […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Dynamo Kiev
One Kiev, Stuffed. Chelsea 3 Dynamo Kiev 0 – Europa League Last 16 – Thursday 7th March 2019 20:00 In the News: The appeal is in against the transfer ban. Don’t know whether yet whether that will enable us to sign people this summer. Sarri’s been having talks about pre-season. Probably along the lines of […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Fulham
We Don’t Hate You, Cos You’re Sh*t Fulham 1 Chelsea 2 – Sunday 3rd March 2019 14:05 This was the 82nd West London derby. Fulham have won precisely nine of them. Hence why this away-day excursion is thoroughly enjoyable, and nobody wants to see them go down, but it doesn’t pack a punch. In the […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Tottenham Hotspur
It’s Happened Again! Chelsea 2 North London Jellyfish 0 – Wednesday 27th February 2019 20:00 Ahahahaha, another season, no home, no trophies and a deep sense of emptiness for a club that one week ago thought they might just win the league. In the News: The fallout from Kepagate/Sarri’s tantrum continued after Sunday. Apparently Kepa […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Malmo
Apocalypse Now Malmo 1 Chelsea 2 – Thursday 14th February 2019 20:00 Right now my brain is reeling. I never thought that I would hear myself say “Michael Owen has made me feel better.” If he is the voice of reason, then the rest of the world must really have gone to sh*t. Bertie is […]
