Chelsea
Girl Who Likes Balls – Southampton (FA Cup Semi Final)
Bloody Big Garden! Chelsea 2 Southampton 0 – FA Cup Semi Final, Sunday 22nd April 2018 15:00 In the News: I would sincerely like it if the grim reaper would take a step back from Chelsea legends. Roy Bentley fell asleep this week. Captain, Champion, family man, gent; gone to have a kick about with […]
Season Ticket Renewals Now Open
From the official Chelsea FC website: “Season ticket holders can renew their season ticket for the 2018/19 campaign online now, and application forms have been sent out and should arrive with supporters in the next couple of days. Supporters wishing to pay online can log into their online accounts to renew. Supporters can renew with finance online […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Burnley
Let’s All Play For England Burnley 1 Chelsea 2 – Thursday (What. The. F*ck?) 19th April 2018 19:45 Burnley. It basically looks as depressing as “Sterk,” but the locals don’t eat their young. Southampton 2 Chelsea 3: The nay-sayers had to take it back. Yes Janice (muppet alias) I’m talking to you. I was giving […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – West Ham
Out Of My Sight! Thou Dost Infect My Eyes! Chelsea 1 West Ham 1 – Sunday 8th April 2018 16:30 I should be in Krakow right now. Where it is 24 degrees. Thanks for nothing SleazyJet . You orange b*stards. Also. A cluster of the Chelsea Chicago massive are in town. Jägerbombs were had on […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Tottenham
“Have Fun” Chelsea: Sigh. Sp*rs: W*nkers – Sunday 1st April 2018 16:00 The last two words my mum said to me before I left her flat this morning. I’m so glad I’ve got 3000 calories of chocolate eggs at home to stuff in my face. I saw a West Ham fan on Twitter saying he’d […]
Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia
It was probably not the best idea to put a keyboard in front of me at this precise moment in time – given we have just given up one of the proudest records in top flight football. I’m not sure what makes me angrier – the fact that we gave it up without a whimper […]
Say No To Antisemitism
As part of the Club’s ongoing Say No To Antisemitism campaign, they are hosting a Holocaust survivor at Stamford Bridge on Tuesday 27th March to meet supporters’ groups. The Club is delighted that Mala Tribich MBE has agreed to join us to share her experiences, followed by a question and answer session. The event […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Leicester City
Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em Leicester City 1 Chelsea 2 (Finally) – FA Cup Quarter Final – Sunday 18th March 2018 16:30 In the News: UEFA are morons. This is arguably not news. They’ve charged Besiktas with insufficient organisation because a ginger cat ran on the pitch during the Bayern game. My kitten Bertie gets […]
Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia
Yesterday’s game was a painful watch – the chasm was laid bare for all to see just as the point difference between ourselves and City is now verging on the chasm-esque and the final Champions League place is getting further out of reach with every game. Conte has no-one to blame but himself. Even mid-week […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Man City
False 9, False Hope Manchester City 1 Chelsea 0 – Sunday 4th March 2018 16:00 In the News: I had a list of the usual mockery to put here, but it doesn’t seem fitting to put it after this: Last night Davide Astori, Fiorentina’s captain, checked into the team hotel ready for today’s game. He […]
