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Girl Who Likes Balls – Brighton

Who Needs Peter Crouch? Brighton & Hove Albion 0 Chelsea 4 – Saturday 20th January 2018 12:30 New song alert: (leave it to Mrs Brown, musical genius that he is) “VAR (just say it as a word- angrily) Hurgh Yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!” It amused us anyway. In the News: The […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Leicester

Trigger and I Have Got a Secret Chelsea 0 Leicester City 0 – Saturday 13th January 2018 15:00 When your best mate is so excited about making it into the ground for kick off that he almost punches David Luiz’s mum in the face… … Mama Luiz just laughed at him, but he might as […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

There’s a Goon In My Seat and I Don’t Like It Chelsea 0 Arsenal 0 – 1st Leg Semi-Final Carabao Cup – Wednesday 10th January 2018 In the News: Everything is about racism so far this week. Oh dear Peter Beardsley. Oh. Dear. The Newcastle youth coach appears to be Britain’s socially inept equivalent of […]

FA Cup 4th Round Draw

From the official Chelsea FC website: “Should we beat Norwich City in our FA Cup replay next week, we would play at home to Newcastle United in the fourth round. The draw for the next round of the competition was made on Monday evening and paired us and the Canaries with Premier League opposition. We […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

London Calling L’Arse 2 Chelsea 2 – Wednesday 3rd January 2018 19:45 In my defence, my word count would have been acceptable if not for Anthony Taylor. In the News: Thank God, someone has sent Conte to a relaxation guru. Before his head explodes. We will all benefit from this. Did I not predict carnage […]

Fixtures Moved For February

From the official Chelsea FC website: “The Premier League has announced the live TV broadcast selections for the month of February with our games against Watford, West Bromwich Albion and Manchester United chosen. As a result, the away game at Watford will now take place on Monday 5 February with an 8pm kick-off, live on […]

Arsenal In The Semi Final

From the official Chelsea FC website: “Chelsea have drawn Arsenal in the semi-finals of the Carabao Cup. The draw was made shortly after our victory against Bournemouth and having been paired with London rivals, the first leg will take place at Stamford Bridge on 9 or 10 January with the second leg away on 23 […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Bournemouth (C/Cup)

Four Missing Christmas Cards Part Deux Chelsea 2 AFC Bournemouth 1 – Carabao Cup Quarter Final – ​Wednesday 20th December 2017 19:45 In the News: Chequebook Pulis says he never makes a circus out of winning. The absolute ringleader of making a circus out of everything down to having a fart on the bench, claims […]

‘Veni, Vidi, Vici’ T-Shirts In Time For Christmas

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Girl Who Likes Balls – Southampton

Oi Pellegrino. Your Hazard Plan Ain’t Working Chelsea 1 Southampton 0 – Saturday 16th December 2017 15:00 In the News: Apparently we are looking at a mass exodus at Arsenal. Well at least Jack Wilshere will be happy, because if his weetabix legs happen to be working for once at the time he might get […]

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