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Girl Who Likes Balls – Burnley

Let’s All Play For England Burnley 1 Chelsea 2 – Thursday (What. The. F*ck?) 19th April 2018 19:45 Burnley. It basically looks as depressing as “Sterk,” but the locals don’t eat their young. Southampton 2 Chelsea 3: The nay-sayers had to take it back. Yes Janice (muppet alias) I’m talking to you. I was giving […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – West Ham

Out Of My Sight! Thou Dost Infect My Eyes! Chelsea 1 West Ham 1 – Sunday 8th April 2018 16:30 I should be in Krakow right now. Where it is 24 degrees. Thanks for nothing SleazyJet . You orange b*stards. Also. A cluster of the Chelsea Chicago massive are in town. Jägerbombs were had on […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Tottenham

“Have Fun” Chelsea: Sigh. Sp*rs: W*nkers – Sunday 1st April 2018 16:00 The last two words my mum said to me before I left her flat this morning. I’m so glad I’ve got 3000 calories of chocolate eggs at home to stuff in my face. I saw a West Ham fan on Twitter saying he’d […]

Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia

It was probably not the best idea to put a keyboard in front of me at this precise moment in time – given we have just given up one of the proudest records in top flight football. I’m not sure what makes me angrier – the fact that we gave it up without a whimper […]

Say No To Antisemitism

As part of the Club’s ongoing Say No To Antisemitism campaign, they are hosting a Holocaust survivor at Stamford Bridge on Tuesday 27th March to meet supporters’ groups. The Club is delighted that Mala Tribich MBE has agreed to join us to share her experiences, followed by a question and answer session.    The event […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Leicester City

Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em Leicester City 1 Chelsea 2 (Finally) – FA Cup Quarter Final – Sunday 18th March 2018 16:30 In the News: UEFA are morons. This is arguably not news. They’ve charged Besiktas with insufficient organisation because a ginger cat ran on the pitch during the Bayern game. My kitten Bertie gets […]

Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia

Yesterday’s game was a painful watch – the chasm was laid bare for all to see just as the point difference between ourselves and City is now verging on the chasm-esque and the final Champions League place is getting further out of reach with every game. Conte has no-one to blame but himself. Even mid-week […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Man City

False 9, False Hope Manchester City 1 Chelsea 0 – Sunday 4th March 2018 16:00 In the News: I had a list of the usual mockery to put here, but it doesn’t seem fitting to put it after this: Last night Davide Astori, Fiorentina’s captain, checked into the team hotel ready for today’s game. He […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Man Utd

Woe is Us Manchester United 2 Chelsea 1 – Sunday 25th February 2018 14:05​ In the News: My blood pressure had just about returned to normal levels by the weekend after watching replays of Suarez tripping himself up and screaming for a penalty. We need retrospective bans for the likes of him and Sp*rs’s diving […]

Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia

Chelsea’s poor form since Christmas has gone almost under the radar. Yet it has seen us go from third and on the very coat tails of United in second, to fifth and the ignominy of looking to follow yet another league winning season by failing to qualify for the Champions League again. As a fan […]

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