Crystal Palace
Girl Who Likes Balls – Crystal Palace
Oh My God Is That F*cking Victor Moses?! Crystal Palace 0 Chelsea 1 – Sunday 30th December 2018 12:00 (F*ckers) In the News: Someone called Eddie has apparently announced to the whole world that Pusilic is on his way to us, in the meantime people in Germany are trying to buy Hudson-Odoi. Hummels to us […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Crystal Palace
Instant Victory. Just Add Hazard. Chelsea 3 Crystal Palace 1 – Sunday 4th November 2018 16:00 In the News: Arsenal are just letting Ramsey go, which strikes me an singularly stupid. Either he and his agent have been making daft demands or they really are morons at the Emirates. We’re apparently so impressed with the […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Crystal Palace
Crystal Palace 2 Chelsea 1 – Saturday 14th October 2017 15:00 Who Needs a DeLorean? You’ve got no credible use for a flux capacitor when you can automatically go back to 1970 with a visit to Selhurst Park. Complete with a post to block half your view of the pitch and third world toilets. I […]
Chelsea v Crystal Palace – Match Summary
Chelsea 1 Crystal Palace 2 – Saturday 1 April 2007 Finally, the last international break of the season is over, as we head back to the Bridge for a resumption of our Premier League campaign. In goal, the ever present Courtois, with his tried and trusted back three of captain Cahill, Luiz and Azpilicueta. But […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Crystal Palace
Chelsea 1 Crystal Palace 2 – Saturday 1st April 2017 15:00 (I know, don’t faint – it ain’t happening again) That much gin has been consumed that I will be amazed if this makes sense. This is going be a post-modernist blog where I throw a lot of random ranty sh*t at a canvas that […]
Crystal Palace v Chelsea – Match Summary
Crystal Palace 0 Chelsea 1 – Saturday 17 December 2016 Yet another ‘morning’ fixture, but not too far to travel for the south east based Blues support, and although rail disruption was feared, everyone seemed to get to the delightful suburb of Croydon with no issues, the pubs well rammed for a few pre Christmas […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Crystal Palace
Crystal Palace 0 Chelsea 1 – Saturday 17th December 2016 12:30 Here’s a little ditty I like to call “I Had to Get Up for Yet Another Early Kick Off and There’s a Pillar in My Face” that I recorded earlier at Selhurst Park. News: Nothing like a good Arsenal whinge on a pub crawl […]
Crystal Palace v Chelsea – Match Summary
Sunday 3 January 2016 – Crystal Palace 0 Chelsea 3 In the pouring rain the Chelsea faithful trudged their way, via one of the snug local hostelries, to that small team in Croydon for our first fixture of 2016. And on the back of a three game unbeaten run since the departure of Jose, could […]
Chelsea v Crystal Palace – Match Summary
Saturday 29 August 2015 – Chelsea 1 Crystal Palace 2 Always good to welcome our impoverished south London neighbours to the Bridge, another small team who delight in getting one over on us, even more so as defending champions. A predictable starting lineup, Cahill and Zouma on centre back duties with JT suspended and Ivanovic […]
Chelsea v Crystal Palace – Match Summary
Sunday 3 May 2015 – Chelsea 1 Crystal Palace 0 Our eagerly anticipated first crack at the Premiership title arrived. It wasn’t a classic by any stretch of the imagination but I, for one, didn’t give a flying fig! Even with the title at stake, it was never going to be an easy game, London […]
