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Girl Who Likes Balls

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Girl Who Likes Balls – Brighton

Who Needs Peter Crouch? Brighton & Hove Albion 0 Chelsea 4 – Saturday 20th January 2018 12:30 New song alert: (leave it to Mrs Brown, musical genius that he is) “VAR (just say it as a word- angrily) Hurgh Yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!” It amused us anyway. In the News: The […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Leicester

Trigger and I Have Got a Secret Chelsea 0 Leicester City 0 – Saturday 13th January 2018 15:00 When your best mate is so excited about making it into the ground for kick off that he almost punches David Luiz’s mum in the face… … Mama Luiz just laughed at him, but he might as […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

There’s a Goon In My Seat and I Don’t Like It Chelsea 0 Arsenal 0 – 1st Leg Semi-Final Carabao Cup – Wednesday 10th January 2018 In the News: Everything is about racism so far this week. Oh dear Peter Beardsley. Oh. Dear. The Newcastle youth coach appears to be Britain’s socially inept equivalent of […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

London Calling L’Arse 2 Chelsea 2 – Wednesday 3rd January 2018 19:45 In my defence, my word count would have been acceptable if not for Anthony Taylor. In the News: Thank God, someone has sent Conte to a relaxation guru. Before his head explodes. We will all benefit from this. Did I not predict carnage […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Bournemouth (C/Cup)

Four Missing Christmas Cards Part Deux Chelsea 2 AFC Bournemouth 1 – Carabao Cup Quarter Final – ​Wednesday 20th December 2017 19:45 In the News: Chequebook Pulis says he never makes a circus out of winning. The absolute ringleader of making a circus out of everything down to having a fart on the bench, claims […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Southampton

Oi Pellegrino. Your Hazard Plan Ain’t Working Chelsea 1 Southampton 0 – Saturday 16th December 2017 15:00 In the News: Apparently we are looking at a mass exodus at Arsenal. Well at least Jack Wilshere will be happy, because if his weetabix legs happen to be working for once at the time he might get […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Huddersfield Town

We’ll Sing It Till May Huddersfield Town 1 Chelsea 3 – Tuesday 12th December 2017 20:00 Jet lag + monster flu = waking up half an hour before you were due to leave for Huddersfield. From the other side of London. Oops. In the News: In my opinion, Conte spoke a lot of sense in […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Atletico Madrid

I Allowed Chelsea to Win Tonight Chelsea 1 Atletico Madrid 1 – Tuesday 5th December 2017 19:45 In the News: Clattenburg. Front and centre. Just the way he likes it. What an egotistical f*ckbag this weave-wearing bellend is. He “allowed” T*ttenham to self-destruct at the bridge apparently. We can only lament that when Copernicus and […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Newcastle

All I Care About Is Chelsea FC Chelsea 3 Newcastle 1 – Saturday 2nd December 2017 12:30 And gin. In the News: So Mingolet (intentional sic) gets away with attempting to murder an opponent, nothing gets done to Lukaku for being a thug. Where do the F*ckwit association decide to direct their paltry wrath this […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Man Utd

I Want Kante’s Babies Chelsea 1 Manchester United A Big Fat Nothing – Sunday 5th November 2017 16:30 Ok want is a bit strong. I don’t like babies. But if he asked after he swooped back in and made us look like a football team again it would be damn churlish to say no. In […]

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