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Girl Who Likes Balls

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Girl Who Likes Balls – West Brom – Hull City – Barcelona

It Only Took Him a Decade! Chelsea 1 UEFAlona 1 – Last 16 UEFA Champions League – Tuesday 20th February 2018 19:45 Chelsea 3 West Brom 0: I’ve relied on the sage wisdom of Uncle Albert to update me on the two fixtures while I was away. For this one I was sitting in the lounge […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Watford

Kamikaze Conte? Watford 4 Chelsea 1 – Monday 5th February 2018 20:00 All those vacating the away end tonight might want to mind out not to get run over by the four horsemen of the apocalypse. In the News: Before I say anything: I don’t perceive our board to be infallible. I’m not saying that […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Newcastle

Lord of the Flies Chelsea 3 Barcodes 0: FA Cup 4th Round – Sunday 28th January 2018 13:30 In the News: Conte. Conte. More Conte. I imagine that on press conference days Steve Atkins (the one who sits next to Antonio and polices the jackals) and Carlo Cudicini (appointed translator) feel like any chat show […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Brighton

Who Needs Peter Crouch? Brighton & Hove Albion 0 Chelsea 4 – Saturday 20th January 2018 12:30 New song alert: (leave it to Mrs Brown, musical genius that he is) “VAR (just say it as a word- angrily) Hurgh Yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!” It amused us anyway. In the News: The […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Leicester

Trigger and I Have Got a Secret Chelsea 0 Leicester City 0 – Saturday 13th January 2018 15:00 When your best mate is so excited about making it into the ground for kick off that he almost punches David Luiz’s mum in the face… … Mama Luiz just laughed at him, but he might as […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

There’s a Goon In My Seat and I Don’t Like It Chelsea 0 Arsenal 0 – 1st Leg Semi-Final Carabao Cup – Wednesday 10th January 2018 In the News: Everything is about racism so far this week. Oh dear Peter Beardsley. Oh. Dear. The Newcastle youth coach appears to be Britain’s socially inept equivalent of […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

London Calling L’Arse 2 Chelsea 2 – Wednesday 3rd January 2018 19:45 In my defence, my word count would have been acceptable if not for Anthony Taylor. In the News: Thank God, someone has sent Conte to a relaxation guru. Before his head explodes. We will all benefit from this. Did I not predict carnage […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Bournemouth (C/Cup)

Four Missing Christmas Cards Part Deux Chelsea 2 AFC Bournemouth 1 – Carabao Cup Quarter Final – ​Wednesday 20th December 2017 19:45 In the News: Chequebook Pulis says he never makes a circus out of winning. The absolute ringleader of making a circus out of everything down to having a fart on the bench, claims […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Southampton

Oi Pellegrino. Your Hazard Plan Ain’t Working Chelsea 1 Southampton 0 – Saturday 16th December 2017 15:00 In the News: Apparently we are looking at a mass exodus at Arsenal. Well at least Jack Wilshere will be happy, because if his weetabix legs happen to be working for once at the time he might get […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Huddersfield Town

We’ll Sing It Till May Huddersfield Town 1 Chelsea 3 – Tuesday 12th December 2017 20:00 Jet lag + monster flu = waking up half an hour before you were due to leave for Huddersfield. From the other side of London. Oops. In the News: In my opinion, Conte spoke a lot of sense in […]

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