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Girl Who Likes Balls

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Girl Who Likes Balls – Southampton

Smoke in a Minute! Southampton 0 Chelsea 3 – 7th October 2018 14:15 In the News: Eden refuses to be complacent despite his staggering form, the dressing room jokes that Jorginho is Sarri’s lovechild, Ruben’s talent is not in question, but Sarri hints that he needs to get better at following tactical instructions. Cesc says […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Vidi

Please Make It Stop Chelsea 1 Vidi 0 – Thursday 4th October 20:05 In the News: Valencia has apparently joined the ever-growing list of players at United who don’t want to talk to Chequebook Pulis. And Pogba has been gagged. Which has done the world a favour. CP’s life is not going to get any […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Liverpool

Feckworthy, Jammy B*stards! Chelsea 1 Tossers 1 – Saturday 29th September 2018 17:30 In the News: Chequebook Pulis, not satisfied with Pogba-gate has apparently launched into Rashford not warming down properly. You could look at this the other way though – in that this is presumably the kind of menial slap down players get daily […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Liverpool

Red Scouse 1 Chelsea 2 Carabao Cup 3rd Round Wednesday 26th September 2018 In the News: Salah is getting awards for nothing now, but it was at the expense of Bale and his topknot so I can’t bring myself to care. Sunderland have had to sack another player for not coming to work. Their record […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – PAOK

Fantasising about Ross Barkley, Bruce Buck and Garlic Butter PAOK 0 Chelsea 1 – Thursday (Urgh) 20th September 2018 17:55 But not in that order. Not since the British Army landed a completely pointless force at Salonika in WW1 has a group of Englishmen been so reticent to make a trip to Greece. And for […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Cardiff City

Eden Hazard – BOOM Cardiff City – Faceplant. ​Saturday 15th September 2018 15:00 Another international break has died the turgid death it deserves. Huzzah. Though it’s only about a f*cking fortnight till the next one. Booooooooooooo. In the News: This has been that dire that the Daily Fail have been reporting on what it is […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

What Do Bestiality, Waxworks and Paulo Ferreira Have in Common? Chelsea 3 Arsenal 2 – Saturday 18th August 2018 17:30 They all made some sort of appearance in my football world this week. Some were more welcome than others. In the News: Madley. Oh dear God did this make me laugh my socks off. Firstly, […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Huddersfield Town

Huddersfield Town 0 Chelsea 3 – Saturday 11th August 2018 15:00 I am most definitely not match fit. My right arse cheek is cramping from standing up for so long. The Others: Chequebook Pulis and his muppets were fortunate on Friday night, fortunate that Amaty is a bellend and that Andre Marriner is a f*cktard. […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Manchester City – Community Shield

Chelsea 0 Manchester City 2 – Sunday 5th August 2018 15:00 Community Shield …Mr Sarri, but it’s your job to make me love my club again after a pretty f*cking turbulent summer that has left me rocking in a corner, hugging my cat and stuffing chocolate in my face. Good luck. This doesn’t feel like […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Man Utd (FA Cup Final)

Bugger Prince Harry. Marry Me Antonio Rudiger Chelsea 1 Manchester United 0 – FA Cup Final: Saturday 19th May 2018 17:15 Conte doesn’t win cup competitions. Mourinho had won 12 out of 14 finals. But he’d never been dumb enough to start with Phil “Sloth from the Goonies” Jones before… In the News: We’d been […]

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