Man Utd
Girl Who Likes Balls – Man Utd
F*ck Sake People, Calm Yourselves Manchester United 4 Chelsea 0 – Sunday 11th August 2019 16:30 Me and my epic toothache went all the way to Manchester and all we got as this lousy referee who doesn’t know what a head injury looks like. A reality check, but nowhere near worthy of soiling ourselves over. […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Manchester United
When £15m Starts to Look Like Peanuts Chelsea 2 United 2 – Saturday 20th October 2018 12:30 I dedicate this to Robby-kins. The only United fan with a northern accent I’ve ever met We’ll ignore the fact he should support Bolton Somewhere in West London, Sarri is chain smoking himself into oblivion after watching that. […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Man Utd (FA Cup Final)
Bugger Prince Harry. Marry Me Antonio Rudiger Chelsea 1 Manchester United 0 – FA Cup Final: Saturday 19th May 2018 17:15 Conte doesn’t win cup competitions. Mourinho had won 12 out of 14 finals. But he’d never been dumb enough to start with Phil “Sloth from the Goonies” Jones before… In the News: We’d been […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Man Utd
Woe is Us Manchester United 2 Chelsea 1 – Sunday 25th February 2018 14:05 In the News: My blood pressure had just about returned to normal levels by the weekend after watching replays of Suarez tripping himself up and screaming for a penalty. We need retrospective bans for the likes of him and Sp*rs’s diving […]
Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia
Chelsea’s poor form since Christmas has gone almost under the radar. Yet it has seen us go from third and on the very coat tails of United in second, to fifth and the ignominy of looking to follow yet another league winning season by failing to qualify for the Champions League again. As a fan […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Man Utd
I Want Kante’s Babies Chelsea 1 Manchester United A Big Fat Nothing – Sunday 5th November 2017 16:30 Ok want is a bit strong. I don’t like babies. But if he asked after he swooped back in and made us look like a football team again it would be damn churlish to say no. In […]
Man United v Chelsea – Match Summary
Man United 2 Chelsea 0 – Sunday 16 April 2017 It was an early start on Easter Sunday, trundling along to Manchester via the quaint old club train. Comfortable enough, and with snacks on board, we soon arrived in very good time before making our way to Old Trafford via a few city centre watering […]
Girl Who Likes Balls – Manchester United
Manchester United 2 Chelsea 0 – Sunday 16th April 2017 16:00 I go away for five days and everything goes to sh*t. There is a collective wail coming from West London, enough noise coming from the ghetto off the Seven Sisters Road to make you think they’ve started burning their own town again, and you […]
Chelsea Terrace Talk – Irish Examiner Article By Trizia
Not the best idea to be writing this piece immediately following the final whistle of such a painful game – a game that has not only dented my confidence but has me in a corner, facing the wall whimpering. It’s probably a good thing you guys haven’t recently been privy to my fears, my neuroses […]
Chelsea v Man Utd – Match Summary
Chelsea 1 Man United 0 – Monday 13 March 2017 – FA Cup quarter final A big, big game for us, on so many levels. A second return to the Bridge of Jose Mourinho, this time on the back of a few loaded comments, Jose being Jose, although the snipes aimed at Chelsea supporters was, […]
